Most Razzie winners never show up — but a bold few walk into the Ivar Theatre anyway. Actors who accepted their Razzie awards turn roast night into headline comedy gold.

On March 24, 1996, Paul Verhoeven became the first person to claim Razzies at the ceremony itself for Showgirls. Actors who accepted their Razzie awards earned standing ovations when he joked about fleeing the Netherlands.

At the 22nd Razzies on March 23, 2002, Tom Green unrolled a cheap red carpet and played harmonica until dragged offstage. Actors who accepted their Razzie awards rarely match Freddy Got Fingered chaos.

Halle Berry stunned the Ivar Theatre on February 26, 2005, holding her Monster's Ball Oscar in one hand and her Catwoman raspberry in the other. Actors who accepted their Razzie awards rarely parody two speeches in one night.

Sandra Bullock handed out All About Steve DVDs at the March 6, 2010 Razzies, then won the Oscar for The Blind Side the next night. Actors who accepted their Razzie awards weaponize self-deprecation better than any press tour.